𝘣𝘺 𝘙𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯
Jorogumo’s no Anansi imp;
ain’t no Japanese tarantula.
Can shape shift into a femme fatale –
An any-kind-you-fancy Nancy
or Betty Noir. Buxom brunette
with or without mole? Lusty surfer blonde?
Or black, high cheek and long-boned –
the kind you wanna take home to ma.
Exotic Asian – whatever amazin’ cliché
you got goin’, she’ll materialize for you.
Imagine the crookin’ capabilities
of eight fingers in two. That hullabaloo.
She’s gonna bleed you of your every resource
and then suck your soul thorough a hole
you didn’t know you had. Lust and pride? Poof!
She’ll ride you out to the sunset
and suck every bit of succulence
outta yer tired hide. Then abide
as a plump spider in a twelve-foot nest
in the forest between trees. Don’t do
to get on yer knees when you sproing into that net!